people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
The beer is more important than you right now.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
