i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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