You were right. It hurts to walk today.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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