Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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