There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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