I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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