i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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