p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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