its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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