I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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