i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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