You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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