You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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