Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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