hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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