Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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