WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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