you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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