SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
