so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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