Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I skipped work to stalk him.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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