sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i came on her dog
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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