There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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