Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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