my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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