You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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