FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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