Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You surviving the open bar?
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Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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