The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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