Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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