VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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