rhymes with "ouble enetration"
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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