Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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