your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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