We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
