i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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