Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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