Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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