I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Four minutes until I can fart!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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