So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Randomize
