Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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