whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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