Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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