I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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