We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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