I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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