with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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