so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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