Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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