i don't like sucking hair
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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