I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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