My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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