Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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